How, as the Indians say. Guess what? Today Taytyme turns Thirtay! Now I know what you're thinking: "Hey, wait a minute. The archives only go back to January. How do I catch up with 30 years of blogtastic blogogrophy?" Silly disciples! Its not Taytyme the blog that's gotten older than Jesus, its Taytyme the guy!
Yep, Taytyme the guy woke up a little older this morning. He lost all his hair over night and has gone straight impotent. Oh well!
posted by taytyme @ 2:40 PM
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"Older than Jesus" the archaic Canadian proverb, not "older than Jesus" the truth. And look: I'm not trying to beat Jesus at anything, not even at making it to 34. I mean, come on. He's Jesus! If he wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
...and 'shine into taytyme.
(gulp)
Jesus apparently listened to a lot of King Missile. That’s where he found out he could play guitar better than Hendrix.
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