Movey Nyte, 2006

Whoa!...klahoma, where the wind comes sweepin down the plains! Hey everybody, howdy do! Damn if Tay didn't sleep all day! Man, I saw the second half of Troy The Movie last night. And also some of Roadhouse (another movie). Hmmm, very eerily interchangable stories. By interchangable I mean the sex, and by eerie I mean that I saw a lotta naked gentlemanly bottoms last night. I guess one of the awesome things about doin' it is that you don't hardly ever end up looking at a dude's butt, unless you are a man-lover (hey dude, that's cool) or you fornicate inbetween two mirrors. Damn. Then you'd see, like, infinity butts. Half of them would be killer, but half of them would make you go, "shit, I look funny naked." And she might be all like, "what's up?" And you'd go, "nothing." And she'd be like, "what are you looking at," and then you'd say, "my butt." (Because you value honesty and communication in a relationship.) And she'd be like, "you are a narcissist." And you'd go, "No baby, I'm mother-fucking Achilles, you better recognize."

At least that's the way it plays out in my head. See you next time, on Taytyme!