Here is some decent advyce, friends.

Some advice to rock-and-rollers follows, so get the fuck ready. If you are in a band and any of you can grow mustashios, then by all means have at it. Mr. Andy "The Snuggler" Wilhite has been seen around with an impressive womb-broom of late, and by all accounts it has been opening doors and dropping drawers for him all over town.

Taytyme can not grow a mustache, because his head is too round.

There is of course more to say, but taytyme's track record is pretty shitty so I'll use it to stock the reserves. Thank you, philistines, and good nyte!