Hey, next tyme you're in the same room as Aaron from Duraluxe, ask him about the tyme he went to Peter Cetera's house and Peter Cetera farted really loudly in the other room.
I heard Peter Cetera's farts smell like lavender potpourri. He actually made all his money letting chemical companies study the make up of his bodily gasses so they could make better air freshners.
Big Red smells like pansy ass cowboys. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even Peter Cetera. And do I mean pansy-ass cowboys or pansy ass-cowboys? Only Big Red knows, but I hear he's talkin'.
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I heard Peter Cetera's farts smell like lavender potpourri. He actually made all his money letting chemical companies study the make up of his bodily gasses so they could make better air freshners.
I heard they smell like Big Red.
Big Red smells like pansy ass cowboys. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even Peter Cetera. And do I mean pansy-ass cowboys or pansy ass-cowboys? Only Big Red knows, but I hear he's talkin'.
Dude, Peter Cetera's dad is suspiciously named "Big Red."
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