So Taytyme has this old high school friend from the Philly days. He went to a show his friend’s band played in Nashville last night, and here’s what two ten-dollar cab rides got him: a totally free totally badass show (the band is quite good), three Budweisers and an accidental bud lite, two shots of whiskey, excellent conversation, a case of mistaken identity resulting in more free drinks (what band was I supposedly in?), an unopened “litre” of Bombay Saphire, two thirds of a bottle of Auchentoshan, half a bottle of Appleton Estate, three St. Pauli Girls, five butterfingers, a Baby Ruth, an incomprehensible number of individually-wrapped tic-tacs, a poster, a t-shirt, and a pair of well-fitting Levis. This, my friends, is an incredible band. I also got the impression that I can shop for free at Target for the rest of my life, as long as I don’t throw away my “laminate.”